Can we get a dirty book?

Imachickadee75 · 02-07-2008, 09:44 PM

This is what my almost three year old said to me the other day while discussing a trip the library.

Like all of you, I was speechless! Then I remembered a book we borrowed at least 3 months ago, called "I'm Dirty", a book about backhoes.

Just too, too funny not to share! This one's going down in the record book!

Jackei

amelia · 02-07-2008, 09:57 PM

awwww, how cute! When does he turn 3?

Imachickadee75 · 02-07-2008, 10:01 PM

He'll be three March 18th. In some ways its hard to believe he's been with us that long and other times its like he's always been here. I'm going to try to get our local fire station to drive a truck out to the house for a meet and greet when we celebrate. The boy will probably pee his pants with excitement!

But boy does he throw out some doozies! Another one was, "Ugh, that freaks me out, Ugh!" Gee guess I say that sometimes huh? LOL

Jackie

jr_lenz · 02-08-2008, 09:55 AM

I love the stuff the come up with, and the detective work that it takes to figure out what they mean. I have a little book of stuff that Trayton said, and I use it with my scrapbooking.

he is 7 now, but I told him the other day to go clean his room, and he told me that "he doesn't roll like that" I about died of laughing and of course he changed his roll and went and cleaned his room.

Mistress Trista · 02-08-2008, 07:01 PM

that is cute...

When i was little I went to the store on the airforce base with my dad. I asked him if we could get beer.

He looked at me and said, Beer?

Yeah. Mom buys us beer all the time.

The church pastor was there, starring at us red faced...LOL. My dad said he didn't find out until he got back home that I was talking about Root Beer...LOL

ccbegay · 02-08-2008, 07:47 PM

I love what kids have to say, they have to be the cutest! CUTE!

Kelly · 02-09-2008, 04:30 PM

That is too cute!!!! When my daughter just started putting sentences together, we were having dinner and she must have stabbed herself with the fork because she TRIED to say something like she had hurt herself. What she said was "I fork and hurt myself" and the way it sounded was "I f****g hurt myself"!!!! My ex and I just looked at each other like "did you hear what she just said???" We still laugh about it to this day, and she's 10.

Mrs.Alchemist · 02-10-2008, 09:47 AM

Pretty darn funny! (All of the stories, actually!)

DaytonaBeachGal · 02-10-2008, 10:18 PM

These stories gave me a great laugh...how cute!

Brenda · 02-12-2008, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imachickadee75

This is what my almost three year old said to me the other day while discussing a trip the library.

Like all of you, I was speechless! Then I remembered a book we borrowed at least 3 months ago, called "I'm Dirty", a book about backhoes.

Just too, too funny not to share! This one's going down in the record book!

Jackei

LOL< How cute!

02-07-2008, 09:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Imachickadee75 Jetgirls Ol' School Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: oklahoma Posts: 645 Recipes: Thanks: 1 Thanked 14 Times in 6 Posts	Can we get a dirty book? This is what my almost three year old said to me the other day while discussing a trip the library. Like all of you, I was speechless! Then I remembered a book we borrowed at least 3 months ago, called "I'm Dirty", a book about backhoes. Just too, too funny not to share! This one's going down in the record book! Jackei __________________ Welcoming baby #3 this spring!

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amelia Jetgirls Plus Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 625 Recipes: Thanks: 3 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Can we get a dirty book? awwww, how cute! When does he turn 3? __________________ Mom to 2 wonderful kids.

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Imachickadee75 Jetgirls Ol' School Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: oklahoma Posts: 645 Recipes: Thanks: 1 Thanked 14 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Can we get a dirty book? He'll be three March 18th. In some ways its hard to believe he's been with us that long and other times its like he's always been here. I'm going to try to get our local fire station to drive a truck out to the house for a meet and greet when we celebrate. The boy will probably pee his pants with excitement! But boy does he throw out some doozies! Another one was, "Ugh, that freaks me out, Ugh!" Gee guess I say that sometimes huh? LOL Jackie __________________ Welcoming baby #3 this spring!

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jr_lenz Jetgirls Ol' School Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Idaho Posts: 862 Recipes: Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Can we get a dirty book? I love the stuff the come up with, and the detective work that it takes to figure out what they mean. I have a little book of stuff that Trayton said, and I use it with my scrapbooking. he is 7 now, but I told him the other day to go clean his room, and he told me that "he doesn't roll like that" I about died of laughing and of course he changed his roll and went and cleaned his room. __________________ He wasn't sure he wanted a baby sister, but he loved her the moment he saw her.

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Mistress Trista Jetgirls Ol' School Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Monterey, Tn Posts: 542 Recipes: Thanks: 3 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Can we get a dirty book? that is cute... When i was little I went to the store on the airforce base with my dad. I asked him if we could get beer. He looked at me and said, Beer? Yeah. Mom buys us beer all the time. The church pastor was there, starring at us red faced...LOL. My dad said he didn't find out until he got back home that I was talking about Root Beer...LOL __________________ I tried to be good...but I got bored.

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ccbegay Jetgirls Ol' School Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Concord, NC Posts: 1,659 Recipes: Thanks: 5 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Can we get a dirty book? I love what kids have to say, they have to be the cutest! CUTE! __________________ <-------Halloween fun for LadyBug Kenzie... ~Great Love and Great Achievements involves Great Risks~ CASSIE

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Kelly Jetgirls Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 247 Recipes: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Can we get a dirty book? That is too cute!!!! When my daughter just started putting sentences together, we were having dinner and she must have stabbed herself with the fork because she TRIED to say something like she had hurt herself. What she said was "I fork and hurt myself" and the way it sounded was "I f****g hurt myself"!!!! My ex and I just looked at each other like "did you hear what she just said???" We still laugh about it to this day, and she's 10.

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Mrs.Alchemist Jetgirls Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Anaheim Posts: 439 Recipes: Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Can we get a dirty book? Pretty darn funny! (All of the stories, actually!) __________________ Mrs. Alchemist AKA Sarah http://www.myspace.com/sarah_and_lola

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DaytonaBeachGal Jetgirls Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Daytona Beach, Florida USA Posts: 217 Recipes: Thanks: 5 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Can we get a dirty book? These stories gave me a great laugh...how cute!

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