Can we get a dirty book?

[AndTA]

This morning, my daughter (3 yo) was going potty. She looked down (between her legs) then back up at me...grinned, and said "I have a really cute bageenie (vagina)"....no idea what prompted her to say that, but I just about died laughing. Glad she feels good about her body.

[Brenda]

Originally Posted by AndTA

This morning, my daughter (3 yo) was going potty. She looked down (between her legs) then back up at me...grinned, and said "I have a really cute bageenie (vagina)"....no idea what prompted her to say that, but I just about died laughing. Glad she feels good about her body.

How cute!

[FilleBelle]

Originally Posted by AndTA

This morning, my daughter (3 yo) was going potty. She looked down (between her legs) then back up at me...grinned, and said "I have a really cute bageenie (vagina)"....no idea what prompted her to say that, but I just about died laughing. Glad she feels good about her body.

That is AWESOME!!

[spotty4]

These stories are great!

My niece is 4 and her brother is 2. She was being kind of a pest to her mom one day so her mom said, "Go play w/ your brother." She replied, "Mom, Greg and I aren't on the same page!"

[patty@myflightsurgeon.com]

Not to make this a long story but........ Grandmas gotta brag

Last night my daughter called and she was laughing up a storm, because you see she has had both my granddaughters by C-Section.

Her and her DH were talking about maybe trying for a boy and my 5 year old GD asked her "how they were going to get a boy.
My SIL said that they had to pray to God and he would give them a boy, and the 5 year old said:
" I get it we ask God and he rips mommies tummy open puts a boy in there and then puts alot of band-aids on her."

And my 3 year old GD said " NO DUMMY, when God opens her tummy he puts a boy AND a girl DUH" .

I just thought I would share.

[jr_lenz]

Originally Posted by AndTA

This morning, my daughter (3 yo) was going potty. She looked down (between her legs) then back up at me...grinned, and said "I have a really cute bageenie (vagina)"....no idea what prompted her to say that, but I just about died laughing. Glad she feels good about her body.

T asked me once if I was mad that God made me wrong...WHAT...why did God make me wrong, "b/c your peeper is on the inside instead of the outside, so you are made wrong"

[jr_lenz]

Originally Posted by patty@myflightsurgeon.com

Not to make this a long story but........ Grandmas gotta brag

Last night my daughter called and she was laughing up a storm, because you see she has had both my granddaughters by C-Section.

Her and her DH were talking about maybe trying for a boy and my 5 year old GD asked her "how they were going to get a boy.
My SIL said that they had to pray to God and he would give them a boy, and the 5 year old said:
" I get it we ask God and he rips mommies tummy open puts a boy in there and then puts alot of band-aids on her."

And my 3 year old GD said " NO DUMMY, when God opens her tummy he puts a boy AND a girl DUH" .

I just thought I would share.

Tell them that they better hurry up and have the baby, b/c T is 7 and he didn't buy any of the "pilote" answers about how the baby got inside mommy. We finally broke down and got out the medical books, and gave him the talk, about girl parts and boy parts and the boy part went into the girl part ect ect ect. First he told us that it was the grosses thing that he ever heard and never wanted to talk about it again. Second he wanted to know what it felt like, (which we brushed off ). Third he wanted to how you got this all done with your underwear still on!

"and by the way the baby is not in my belly...it is in my utrisss, your belly is your stomach and that is wear food goes, not a baby!"

you can tell he is a medical kid!