Christmas Cake Recipe! Read Carefully!!

Bigsweetie · 11-21-2007, 08:00 PM

Be sure to read the recipe very carefully:
Christmas Cake Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle Jose Cuervo
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK.
Try another cup..just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a $h!t.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Jose Cuervo and kick the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!

Kristie · 11-21-2007, 10:35 PM

HAHAHHHA LOVE IT!!!!

I gotta try that one while doug's gone this week....

ccbegay · 11-22-2007, 04:50 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...love it!!!

Brenda · 11-23-2007, 07:10 PM

I love it! Too funny!

SeatClutcher · 11-23-2007, 07:14 PM

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
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Ha!

jr_lenz · 11-23-2007, 11:51 PM

i think I have made that cake before!!!

11-21-2007, 08:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bigsweetie Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Clinton Township, Michigan Posts: 1,566 Recipes: Thanks: 8 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	Christmas Cake Recipe! Read Carefully!! Be sure to read the recipe very carefully: Christmas Cake Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs nuts 1 bottle Jose Cuervo 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another cup..just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a $h!t. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Jose Cuervo and kick the cat. CHERRY MISTMAS!

11-21-2007, 10:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
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