Time for a joke post in the vent thread! :-)

[Kristie]

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them, and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says . . .

(Are you ready for this?)



(Are you sure?)



(This is bad!)



(You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line....)



(You can still delete it)



(You know you're gonna be sorry)



(Last chance)



(OK, here it is)



It says,


"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair
and adds permanent wave."

[Brenda]

thanks for the laugh Kristie!

[jakenash]

In defense of ALL blondes
Here is a good one:

Q: Why is it that brunettes have so many blonde joke's to tell?

A: What else are they going to do on a Friday night?

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[skibum515]

here's a funny one!!

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says...



"Hi, my name is Dave, it's winter in Michigan, and I'm driving the damned SALT TRUCK!



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[Kristie]

good one!! [img]images/graemlins/rotflol.gif[/img]

[jakenash]

Blondes AGAIN-the last one is the best!

**A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes
out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she
opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. W! ell, the blonde
is
really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does
so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her
head.
The â€*boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" â€*



**What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine"

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**Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
â€*â€*â€*ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported
the crime.The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a
K-9
â€*unit, â€*patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
â€*â€*â€*approached â€*the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out
on the
porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on
the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to
find
all my â€*possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they
do? They send me a BLIND policeman."â€*
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