Her Diary-His Diary. . . Joke

katbuad · 09-03-2007, 10:26 PM

My hubby sent the below joke in an email today. Yesterday we had a discussion about the differences between women's and men's take/view on life. A little crude, but funny (and somewhat true).

Her Diary:

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't
explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
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His Diary:

Made the worst landing of my life today, but at least I got laid.

Amanda · 09-04-2007, 11:32 AM

Yup- I posted this a month ago in one of the other sections. Nick sent it to me!

BAC · 09-13-2007, 07:30 PM

Love that one... I think Amanda posted that in a discussion on how differently men think than women.... so true though!

GreenMtnGirl · 09-13-2007, 08:42 PM

The funny thing is, my journal probably has a decent number of entries similar to that! Aren't we so silly sometimes?

BAC · 09-16-2007, 12:28 PM

Yes... we are. I can't believe half the crap I make up in my head...

09-03-2007, 10:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
katbuad Jetgirls Plus Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Nashville, TN USA Posts: 695 Recipes: Thanks: 9 Thanked 13 Times in 13 Posts	Her Diary-His Diary. . . Joke My hubby sent the below joke in an email today. Yesterday we had a discussion about the differences between women's and men's take/view on life. A little crude, but funny (and somewhat true). Her Diary: Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. . . . . . . . His Diary: Made the worst landing of my life today, but at least I got laid.

09-04-2007, 11:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
Amanda Jetgirls Plus Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: PHL suburbs Posts: 2,153 Recipes: Thanks: 12 Thanked 11 Times in 11 Posts	Re: Her Diary-His Diary. . . Joke Yup- I posted this a month ago in one of the other sections. Nick sent it to me! __________________ Amanda Loving wife of Nick, an Int'l FO for Continental flying the 757/767 based in EWR!

09-13-2007, 07:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
BAC Jetgirls Plus Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 926 Recipes: Thanks: 12 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Her Diary-His Diary. . . Joke Love that one... I think Amanda posted that in a discussion on how differently men think than women.... so true though! __________________ Becky Check out my current and past books @

09-13-2007, 08:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
GreenMtnGirl Jetgirls Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Portland, ME Posts: 62 Recipes: Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Her Diary-His Diary. . . Joke The funny thing is, my journal probably has a decent number of entries similar to that! Aren't we so silly sometimes?

09-16-2007, 12:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
BAC Jetgirls Plus Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 926 Recipes: Thanks: 12 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Her Diary-His Diary. . . Joke Yes... we are. I can't believe half the crap I make up in my head... __________________ Becky Check out my current and past books @

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