OMG this guy is an IDIOT!!!

[pilots_wife]

http://www.nbc5.com/travelgetaways/9722064/detail.html

Sex Toy In Luggage Gets Man In Trouble

Suspect Faces Up To 3 Years In Jail


POSTED: 6:11 am CDT August 23, 2006
UPDATED: 10:49 am CDT August 23, 2006

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CHICAGO -- Mardin Azad Amin found himself in a tight squeeze last week when security at O'Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his luggage.
So Amin, 29, handled the delicate situation this way: He told security the object was a bomb, Cook County prosecutors said.
The security guard then asked Amin to repeat what he'd said to a supervisor. This time, Amin was chuckling as he spoke, prosecutors said.
In fact, Amin was trying to disguise the fact that the black object -- resembling a grenade -- was a component for a penis pump.
All the same, Amin was charged with felony disorderly conduct and faces up to three years in prison if convicted, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County State's Attorney's Office.
Amin is due in court Wednesday for a preliminary hearing, Conklin said.
Amin eventually told investigators he'd lied about the object's true use because his mother was standing nearby when the object was discovered and he didn't want her to know about it, Cook County assistant state's attorney Lorraine Scaduto said during a bond hearing last week.
The incident occurred Aug. 16 as Amin was set to catch a flight to Turkey, Scaduto said.
Amin has no known criminal history, Scaduto said.
Copyright 2006, Chicago Sun-Times Inc.

[Bigsweetie]

Well, I hope they gave him back his penis pump. He's going to need it in jail!!

[Kristie]

we really should be concentrating on catching, detaining and sentencing the right type of folks! 3 years in jail is one more bad criminal out on the streets for 3 years cuz there's no bed for him.....

[Eastbayk]

Here's another one to add to the Idiot file-

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...i074955D97.DTL

Escaped Hamster Interrupts Jet Flight


(09-29) 07:49 PDT INNSBRUCK, Austria (AP) --
It wasn't "Snakes on a Plane," but an Austrian Airlines jet made an unscheduled stop Friday after a passenger sneaked a hamster aboard and the rodent escaped. The flight from Palma de Mallorca, Spain, to the southern Austrian city of Graz made a stop in Innsbruck so officials could search for the hamster and make sure it didn't gnaw through any wiring, the airline said.

It said the flight was diverted after a passenger notified the crew that he had brought a hamster aboard and had lost track of it. Passengers were ordered off the plane, and some were taken by bus to Graz. It was not immediately clear how many people were aboard.

By midafternoon, a search of the aircraft still had not turned up any sign of the hamster, authorities said.

Austrian Airlines said the jet would remain grounded until the hamster was found "because it can't take off that way for safety reasons."


I wonder how long it's going to take them to find this hamster.

K

[Kristie]

my bet is they'll have to wait and bait it! but it could definately be awhile!!

[av8rwyf]

Good grief! What do people have stuff between the ears these days????