New airline

spotty4 · 06-06-2008, 02:56 PM

Now this is just too funny!

Derrie-Air - Pack Less. Weigh Less. Pay Less.

I found this from Yahoo! news -- it was a joke run in some Philadelphia newspaper.

Newspapers run ads about fake airline Derrie-Air - Yahoo! News

ccbegay · 06-07-2008, 09:45 AM

"What amenities will your jets offer?

...Every seat will be first class. There will simply be too many extras and treats on our flights to list here, but highlights will include: gorgeous air hosts and hostesses, golden-age Rat Pack films, top-shelf vodka Martinis, on-demand video blackjack, spacious private washrooms outfitted with porcelain fixtures and gilded faucets, gourmet snacks, on-board masseuses, loofah scrubs and, of course, digital cable!"

Woop woop, count me in! hahahah...

airbuswife · 06-07-2008, 10:08 AM

That is funny!
On another note......
They should be weighing the FA these days! Maybe that would save the airlines fuel $$$

( I used to be a flight attendant)

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airbuswife Jetgirls Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Denver Posts: 53 Recipes: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: New airline That is funny! On another note...... They should be weighing the FA these days! Maybe that would save the airlines fuel $$$ ( I used to be a flight attendant)

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