This might make you laugh...

Tallgrl98 · 04-04-2007, 10:32 PM

So DH was flying this morning (this is not the funny part). As they were getting the plane loaded, a ramper ran up and started talking loudly into the flight deck, "Hi - there is a suitcase that is vibrating. It might be a razor or a dildo. We need to check it out!"

So DH is annoyed because they said all of that in front of passengers. He gets up, goes down to the cargo hold and sure enough, there is a vibrating suitcase. DH decides to go through protocol, which included calling TSA. While he was doing that, the ramper took it upon himself to bring the vibrating suitcase up to the plane and ask the passengers whose suitcase it was.

Turns out it was just an electronic razor. HA.

flyershoe · 04-05-2007, 08:02 AM

Lol!!!

MNewby · 04-05-2007, 09:10 AM

Oh gosh I was waiting for you to say it was a vibrator. Thank God!!!!

ccbegay · 04-06-2007, 09:28 AM

hahah...i was waiting for the explicit toys...hahahhaha...it would have been funny...

christykay · 04-06-2007, 12:34 PM

Nice! LOL! I so thought you were going to say the other!

What ramper brings a vibrating suitcase up to the airplane? Yikes it's a good thing it was only a razor!

Bigsweetie · 04-06-2007, 02:58 PM

I would've been looking around at all the other women on the plane trying to find the one who looked nervous, like "crap! they found my vibrator! I thought I took the batteries out!" LOL!

Of course, there may have been more than one nervous woman on that plane!

04-04-2007, 10:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tallgrl98 Jetgirls Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 118 Recipes: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	This might make you laugh... So DH was flying this morning (this is not the funny part). As they were getting the plane loaded, a ramper ran up and started talking loudly into the flight deck, "Hi - there is a suitcase that is vibrating. It might be a razor or a dildo. We need to check it out!" So DH is annoyed because they said all of that in front of passengers. He gets up, goes down to the cargo hold and sure enough, there is a vibrating suitcase. DH decides to go through protocol, which included calling TSA. While he was doing that, the ramper took it upon himself to bring the vibrating suitcase up to the plane and ask the passengers whose suitcase it was. Turns out it was just an electronic razor. HA.

04-05-2007, 08:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
flyershoe Jetgirls Ol' School Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Odenton, MD Posts: 823 Recipes: Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: This might make you laugh... Lol!!!

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MNewby Jetgirls Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Millerstown, PA Posts: 89 Recipes: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: This might make you laugh... Oh gosh I was waiting for you to say it was a vibrator. Thank God!!!! __________________

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ccbegay Jetgirls Ol' School Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Concord, NC Posts: 1,681 Recipes: Thanks: 5 Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts	Re: This might make you laugh... hahah...i was waiting for the explicit toys...hahahhaha...it would have been funny... __________________ <-------MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR... ~Great Love and Great Achievements involves Great Risks~ CASSIE

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christykay Jetgirls Ol' School Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: S. Carolina y'all Posts: 805 Recipes: Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: This might make you laugh... Nice! LOL! I so thought you were going to say the other! What ramper brings a vibrating suitcase up to the airplane? Yikes it's a good thing it was only a razor!

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Bigsweetie Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Clinton Township, Michigan Posts: 1,590 Recipes: Thanks: 8 Thanked 9 Times in 9 Posts	Re: This might make you laugh... I would've been looking around at all the other women on the plane trying to find the one who looked nervous, like "crap! they found my vibrator! I thought I took the batteries out!" LOL! Of course, there may have been more than one nervous woman on that plane!

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