This might make you laugh...

[Tallgrl98]

So DH was flying this morning (this is not the funny part). As they were getting the plane loaded, a ramper ran up and started talking loudly into the flight deck, "Hi - there is a suitcase that is vibrating. It might be a razor or a dildo. We need to check it out!"

So DH is annoyed because they said all of that in front of passengers. He gets up, goes down to the cargo hold and sure enough, there is a vibrating suitcase. DH decides to go through protocol, which included calling TSA. While he was doing that, the ramper took it upon himself to bring the vibrating suitcase up to the plane and ask the passengers whose suitcase it was.

Turns out it was just an electronic razor. HA.