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I have never ever in my life EVER once lost my car keys. I'm very particular about keeping track of important stuff like that. I really do know where most everything is that needs to be found.

The only thing I would ever lose consitantly is my car. Not the keys, the CAR. I would forever park it in the employee lot and go to work, then 4 days later there I am (again) trapsing up and down every aisle swearing and wondering where the *bleep* I left that thing again. I had such an issue with it, I finally came up with a really cool invention called a crew car finder. It's a radio controlled antenna that pops up and starts waving around when you push a button on a remote. I never actually built the thing, but it sounded like a good idea at the time. My old car was a small white station wagon, and it got overshadowed easily by SUVs, trucks & minivans. I would forever be parking it and then totally unable to find it again. It was an old car, so there was no remote alarm to help either.

Now, I drive a big Tahoe. So, when I forget where I parked at least it's big enough to see!