Lo Behold, here i am again with another dillema about the most exciting phenomenon in my life these days! SEX.
but this time it isnt as funny as i thought it would be. Have any of you, at any time, experienced an excruciating abdominal pain right after sex? its period cramps multiplied by 100! like u cant even move for a few hours, its that bad. it happened 2 nights back, and i could barely move, but it was fine in the morning. i googled it, and it said something about the "aircraft (penis)"

crashing on the runway (uterus) !