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Originally Posted by MQAAord  Ha! I did NOT do well as a pregnant person. I wish someone would have sent my boys a memo that they were not growing in my ass, therfore it wasn't by behind that should have been getting bigger!
I never knew that my ass had a twin!?! |
My husband refers to my pregnancy butt as "Back Ballast"!
I have to admit it didn't go over too well at first but honestly, its true! Something has to help balance out 'da belly!
It became painfully obvious last week while I was traveling. I was trying to walk up the aisle of a RJ and had to avoid the arm of a huge man. I went to swing my belly past him, only to slam my butt into the guy across the aisle!
I was embarrassed but my comment about forgetting about all the "back ballast" made everyone laugh. Gotta keep that sense of humor!
Jackie