Let's see:
-I get to sprawl in the bed
-I can go to bed whenever I choose
-I can get in my bathroom in the morning and not have to creep around being quiet
-I can do laundry and leave the laundry baskets in the laundry room and not have him complaining & tripping over them
-I don't have to try to keep the kids out of the office (that room stays closed up when he's gone)
-I don't have to cook 'real' meals
-My evenings are free for me to do whatever the heck I damn well please
-I don't have to watch Fox news or sports on TV (except football, I love football)
(I love being an airline wife
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